This could only happen to Jon, right? Jon the loser, Jon, the guy who can't get a date, Jon, who wears polka-dotted bow ties with striped suits. Yeah, only Jon.
Except when it happens to us. Oh yeah, sure, we probably don't go to the extreme of getting our head stuck in a trash can, lol, but haven't you ever had one of those bad days that just sucks no matter what you do and continues to get worse as the day goes on? That is what's happening to Jon here, and no doubt it has happened to everyone at one point or another.
So, this post is for all of you who've ever had a 'Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.' ;)